tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1264653233413525024.post3525656853912301337..comments2018-01-22T02:19:36.251-08:00Comments on Dim World: Lady HandicopsDim Worldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13192071598739911948noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1264653233413525024.post-50223396307873525382011-02-02T23:51:07.363-08:002011-02-02T23:51:07.363-08:00Dave,
I still remember the day that you told me t...Dave,<br /><br />I still remember the day that you told me that you and Adam got into a car crash on the Knik bridge. I thought you were joking. You got mad at me. I felt bad when I realized you weren't. <br /><br />It's been 16 years since high school and I'm sure you have changed a bit; however, I want to remind you that you were always a prankster. Give pretty girls the benefit of the doubt, they aren't stupid, they are un-educated, there is a HUGE difference. They can be mean if they try but usually aren't trying, just trying to be funny and joke with you. <br /><br />I think a blind Chevy Chase would say, "No doll, I'm not pretending to be blind, I'm pretending to be deaf." and leave it there. If she persists you can tell her straight up, "I'm not pretending, I really can't see like everyone else." I think that would sink in to a thick skull like mine better than "I'm visually impaired" because to an un-educated...what the hell does that mean?<br /><br />Because of the time I laughed at you when you said you crashed and you got upset, I decided it's better to believe someone who's pulling my leg, even if they probably are. It's not worth it to upset a friend if on the off chance they are telling the truth. <br /><br />Love you Dave, always have.<br /><br />-AnnaAKmamaOf7https://www.blogger.com/profile/10167349040853234835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1264653233413525024.post-54786928316527322602011-01-24T11:18:25.414-08:002011-01-24T11:18:25.414-08:00Well, Anya, that "illusion" is certainly...Well, Anya, that "illusion" is certainly fading! fDoubtless Wolf could relay a tale or two to back this up. At the end of the day, we can all be pretty mean and insensitive, gender aside.Dim Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13192071598739911948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1264653233413525024.post-52091779152123921532011-01-23T04:02:57.964-08:002011-01-23T04:02:57.964-08:00What surprises me most about your story is that yo...What surprises me most about your story is that you still live under the illusion that women are kinder or more understanding. Perhaps you should ask Wolf to share some stories about the teenage girls he teaches ... vicious, more cruel than the soldiers I train at NATO.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1264653233413525024.post-77518637020564138012011-01-20T20:48:59.769-08:002011-01-20T20:48:59.769-08:00Indeed, props for the analysis on Walter. I rememb...Indeed, props for the analysis on Walter. I remember another movie where someone threw a guy in a wheel chair into a pool because they thought he was faking. I think he almost drowned so they pulled him out and felt bad (like Walter and the Dude). Later it turned out the guy really was faking -- at least that is my recollection.<br /><br />But really, things would probably be much better for you if, when asked if you are faking, you just said, "No I am not faking. I am visually impaired by a ravaging eye disease. I use this cane to get around in dim environments and as preparation for the day when I go fully blind."<br /><br />What handicop wouldn't be mortified by that, but in a way that did not lead to her dumping beer on you?<br /><br />Jason is an awesome guy.Falsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14497668065030911966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1264653233413525024.post-68688106848514091452011-01-10T12:01:01.693-08:002011-01-10T12:01:01.693-08:00Oops...thx for the clarification. I was going off...Oops...thx for the clarification. I was going off what I remembered you saying. I hasten to add that she and i are now friends, which goes to show that even the craziest beginnings can have a happy ending. You did resemble a magic cat, though.Dim Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13192071598739911948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1264653233413525024.post-37877945771765244052011-01-10T01:45:40.361-08:002011-01-10T01:45:40.361-08:00I actually told the cab driver to "take her s...I actually told the cab driver to "take her straight to hell." And I didn't use the word cunt, although perhaps I should have. <br /><br />All I know is that any story of yours that references The Big Lebowski gets a thumbs up from me.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15855113176398677184noreply@blogger.com